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Some Callers Are Proper Dementors

CALL CENTER | RACINE, WI, USA | MOVIE THEATER, TOP
(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.)

Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”

Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”

Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”

(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)

Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!”

(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)

the art of bullshitting .

livaliciouss:

something i am highly skilled at .

Case Day 2011. Awhhh yeahhh!!!!

Case Day 2011. Awhhh yeahhh!!!!

Oh, the importance of grammar.

Oh, the importance of grammar.